Erichism
to misstate a common phrase or word. to make a strange or otherwise nonexistent connection between two unrelated things. a humorous error.
“p-ss the elmers glue” becomes “p-ss the elmo’s glue”
“you look like a deer caught with his headlights on.
“hey, i’m not into that pseudo masochism.”
“that guy ain’t the sharpest penny in the pile.”
“i’m gonna kick -ss and take numbers.”
“when it rains, it rains”
“you can dance naked with a pork chop for all i care.”
“it looks like a disaster on strike.”
named after a well known electronics technician erich k. who frequently butchers the english language.
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