Erik Jensen
a individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. able to mimic intelligent people long enough to p-ss an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. a person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.
1. m-ssive baby back b-tch
2. r-t-rd
3. douchbag
4. h-m-
5. guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.
6. worst gamer ethics ever in magic the gathering.
1. all he does is act like a “erik jensen” all day, everyday.
2. i told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a “erik jensen”.
3. after we got done f-cking i told her to go use a “erik jensen” to clean her self up.
4. i accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of “erik jensens”.
5. good thing that a “erik jensen” was here…3 years in the gym and i didnt know what i was doing this whole time.
6. borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a magic tournament to win….called “pulling a erik jensen”
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