Erik Lavery


erik lavery is an up and coming white rapper who is under the impression he is colored and from the “hood”. erik got his start on the tough streets of vermont where the crime rate is among the lowest in the country. he claims to have been in many confrontations involving firearms. he is such a “thug” that he was expelled from milton middle school… the reason was fighting with a girl, he did not win. lavery’s top tracks include the sound of revenge and smoked out. there are rumors floating around that he is a flaming h-m-s-xual but this has never been proven.

in truth he is a talentless wigger who is a disgrace to white people everywhere and a slap in the face to colored people too. his music is like listening to a women give birth to twin porcupines.
pull up your pants, you erik lavery

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