Ernest Complex
a condition where a girl is interested in a guy solely because of his name. usually makes little to no sense. sometimes caused by a coincidental pattern among crushes. named for the oscar wilde play the importance of being earnest.
girl 1: did you see the new guy in cl-ss today?
girl 2: yeah, he was kinda weird looking.
girl 1: his name is simon…
girl 2: oh my god i must have him.
girl 1: jeeze, tone down on the ernest complex.
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