Ernt
something you say when someone does something stupid or something funny happens.
“dude, i just got a virus!”
“ernt”
a. aunt.
b. used in place of ain’t.
a. that is my ernt judy.
b. that ernt my child.
a quick and audible fart aka a bird fart. the only noise it makes is ‘ernt’. sometimes happens whilst sitting on a stool, trying to force a big one out, having to fart so bad that no matter how hard you try to hold it in you accidently let a little one go
peter: i’ve been so g-ssy after smugglers that i have a huge fart….ernt!
girl: oh trevor lets have s-xual relations
trevor: uuuh…ok ernt!
peter: here comes a huge fart…ernt!
dylan: that was a bird fart!
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