erotic acordian
a s-x position in which the male opens and closes the females legs repeatedly during intimacy. be warned, it is highly probable of excessive fluids -j-c-l-t-ng from both the male and/or female partners.
note:
1) males, smack your half prepped w-ng on a biznatches forehead. it will cause definate excitment.
2) females, dont fake anything.. please.
squints: “sorry i couldnt go to that party doode, i was playing the erotic acordian”
chino: “que es eso weeey?!”
squints: “just ask yo’ chick ;} ”
chino: ” (-_-)”
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