Erotic food-acquisition
where, in the process of acquiring food (whether it be in a school lunchline or drive through) you are in the process of foreplay with another, or yourself. in more extreme cases this may extend to s-x but such acts are generally discouraged in public settings, exceptions do exist though.
not to be confused with erotic-food acquisition.
there are two types of erotic food-acquisition:subtle and stupid.
one resulting in “that guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard.”
the other resulting in “that guy was getting head.”
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