ERPM (Eye Rolls Per Minute)
a unit of measurement used to measure the rate of bullsh-t escaping from one’s mouth over a defined period of time.
my girlfriend’s erpm (eye rolls per minute) reached dangerous levels as i tried to make up excuses on why my trip to vegas ended with me getting married to a stripper and getting a b-tterfly tattooed on my -ss.
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