errection
a state of male excitement which brings a high risk of poor decision making. blending the word ‘error’ into the word ‘erection’.
pete: hey, mike, i heard that babe you boned last year is suing you for child support.
mike: yeah, that’s gotta be the worst errection i ever had.
according to the atmospheric temperature and humid condition
it has led your p-n-s into a state of over highly active stimulation
causing more blood cells to pump towards your p-n-s causing expansion
and decompression of the particle blood cells leading to an overload
of hormonic testosterones causing one really stiff p-n-s at 180
degrees northerly.
the young boy had an errection when he had awoken.
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