eruption


what happens when you mix two-hand tapping and early shredding at 120+ bpm and throw it on a charvel strat ripped apart and put back together. the very beginnings of modern guitar virtuosity, and the basis upon which every shred solo written was built. the pinnacle of precise skill, speed and progression.

also, a very kick-ss van halen song.
i just played eruption up to speed, and now i can’t peel this orange.
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a van halen song that has one of the best guitars solos in the whole f-cking world!!! i’ve heard alot of good f-ckin guitar solos, but this is f-ckin amazing. if you have not heard it, i strongly recommend you listen to it sometime. or just pick up a van halen cd, cuz they f-ckin rock!!!
eddy van halen is one talented m-f-!!
a van halen song featuring onr of the best guitar solos known to man
eruption kicks -ss but if you looked this up your probly a poser
this form of musical s-xual intercourse is initiated as the male partner sits on the bed playing funky slap b-ss while the female services him with oral s-x. during this time, the male partner typically says things like “yeah, b-tch i be gettin’ ma funk on wid ma b-ss, now you be gettin’ yo groove on wid ma jimmy.”
as the man feels he is approaching his -rg-sm, he will steadily increase the speed of his playing. seconds before -rg-sm, he will remove his genetalia from the female’s mouth, cast the b-ss aside and instead proceed to slap her face with his p-n-s senselessly. in accordance with the fact that he is “slapping” with his p-n-s, he will also continue to imitate funky b-ss sounds as the p-n-s h-ts her face, to make it seem as though he was still playing. typically, the male will say during this period “ma d-ck be tight, and so be ma playin’, b-tch!” upon -rg-sm, he will lay down an even eruption of s-m-n onto her face and exclaim, “d-mn b-tch, ya make ma playin’ so tight i broked a string.” a period of role play will then ensue in which the male pretends to be a famous rock star and the female a groupie who damaged his “instrument.”
during a 1985 van halen show, b-ssist michael anthony was reportedly seen by drummer alex van halen as doing this to a groupie named gracia barr. to all known sources, he invented this technique. the reason for this technique being known as “eruption” is because van halen has a popular song of this name.
an extreme, intense -rg-sm.
dude, carla gave me a total eruption on the night of our wedding! and it was our first time!
south florida based 80s experience band who performs tight renditions of alternative eighties mtv hits from flock of seagulls, duran duran, inxs, cheap trick, u2, the police and others.
if you’re having an 80s party, live music by eruption is a must!
when man pleaded with satan for the ultimate tortue device that would be feared by men, women, and children alike, he bequeathed eruption. it is more commonly known as a one minute and forty-two second string of harsh, discordant notes accompanied with drums jumbled together in what has come to be known as the beginning of the end of rock as we know it. the famed b-ssist billy sheehan with his partner in crime steve vai can easily out-tap eddie van halen.
when faced with a tough guy, government interrogators will often rely on eruption as a cruel yet effective tool at forcing victims to cooperate.

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