erv
a very large man with an abnormally small p-n-s that wouldnt even hurt a virgin. they are unaware of this handicap and walk around with a swagger like tim tebow. they are often heard loudly speaking their favorite catch phrase “boom goes the dynamite!”
(female talking)-“i went to have s-x with erv and didnt realize he was ever in me until he came which he made clear by shouting boom goes the dynamite!
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