escalitis
escalitis is a curable disease. it can be described as a certain diarrhea of the mouth… one in which standard logic is thrown out the window like most normal people have and an extreme, instigating comment is belched out with little thought or regard to offensiveness.
the female in this conversation has escalitis:
male: you look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?
female: your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an hiv bank!
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