Escaloser
a person who has, despite their adulthood, not yet mastered the art of getting on or getting off an escalator without pausing to ‘time’ their mount or dismount
i was walking along behind this dude going up the escalator, when he stops suddenly at the top and i crashed into the back of him. what an escaloser!
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