escape call
having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have s-x with her.
-ring-
guy…”h-llo?”
pal…”dude, get out fast!”
grenade…”who’s that?”
guy…”no way, i’ll be there in a few minutes!…-hang up- sorry i gotta go, my grandma is dying.”
grenade…”oh i’m sorry to hear that. well, we can have s-x some other time.”
guy…”sure we will.” -leaves-
–later that night at the bar-
guy…”dude, thx so much!”
pal…”sure, but you gotta buy me a drink.”
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