escargot
a cooked snail and a french delicacy. it may or may not be served in its sh-ll.
woman: we had a lovely soiré, didn’t we?
man: yes, it was rather enjoyable.
woman: i must say that the escargot was quite a success!
or…
waiter: would you care for some escargot to start your evening?
diner: yes, we’ll have an order of escargot as an appetizer.
explicit p-rn pictures, particularly tight shots of women’s crotches. comes from the term snail trail.
q: can i send you some p-rn or blueprints?
a: no thanks, i’m not into escargot. and blueprints? wtf?
french for “snail”, commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail sh-ll. edible.
he: “would you care for escargot?”
she: “er, no thanks. it always looks too much like tiny inner & outer l-b–. i’m not into eating that.”
french for snail, a delicacy on toast!
escargot, anyone?
uh..no thanks…
the snail body that comes out of a snail sh-ll. looks like snot (a nose booger)
“anyone care for escargot?”
“er, no thanks. i’ll just pick my own…”
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