Eseech
one unit of cheeselessness. incredibly precise measurement of how little cheese there is in any one place at some sort of time.
cheeselessness is measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3
and so the lord said let there be cheese. the cheeselessness level was decreased to only six eseech’s and they were all blissfully happy for ever and ever and ever.
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