a name used for a tissue used to clean up -j-c-l-t–ns while masturbating.
jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use mr. tissue!
- bag of newtons
portable transportation device (a.k.a. zip-lock bag) for your nuggs of chronic. that phish concert would’ve been 10 times more b-tchin’ if i had remembered my bag of newtons.
- questionable resend
when txt ing somebody, and not getting a response, resort to resending the identical text message. if the recepient questions about the duplicate message, the sender blames the resend on an error dave: yo man you sent me multiple texts of the same thing. tim: really?!? my bad, must have been a error resend. dave: […]
- raquel pause
when you are texting your friend and they randomly stop replying with no explanation, and then about an hour and a half to two hours later, the person replies with their reason. so today, bob was texting susie and during the middle of their conversation, susie randomly stopped replying for about two hours. later, she […]
- completely r*t*rded
completly r-t-rded is a synonym for: americans “how are americans?” “completely r-t-rded.”
- buzzed lightyear
someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. usually accompanied by woody. once i got buzzed lightyear, it seemed like my woody was hard up for some attention.