Eskimo Dipstick
upon sticking your fingers into a bucket of ice/cup of icewater/anything cold, you promptly stick your fingers into a womans -n-l p-ssageway to the second knuckle.
kendra asked me for a cup of icewater. i carried the beverage to her with fingers inside the cup(eskimo dipstick prep). upon handing over said beverage i ninja’d my way behind her and unleashed the cold fingers of fury into her starfish.
variation: fingers can then be stuck under the victims nose ala’ “dirty sanchez”. as the fingers are cold and aroma frozen, this is to be known as the dirty inuit.
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