eskimo parents
when two guys have slept with the same girl at different times and both have impregnated that same girl. the girl does not have to carry the baby to full term for the guys to be eskimo parents.
ryan: hey man she looks bored
sean: lol want me to send her a d-ck pic
ryan: you know who that is right? it’s hayley
sean: yeah lol
ryan: what if you had s-x with her
sean: then we would be eskimo brothers again
ryan: …but then like what if you got her pregnant…then what would we be
sean:……
ryan:…eskimo parents!
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