Eskimo Pie

a vanilla ice cream bar totally covered in chocolate
mr. ice cream man, may i have an eskimo pie?
when a man -j-c-l-t-s in a females v-g-n- whilst she is having an -rg-sm then licks the resultant moon cheese out.
wow, it sure is hot today, i’d sure love an eskimo pie.
a s-xual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to “get it” making him very aroused. right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his “special area” causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any s-xual possibilities.
“man i’m so p-ssed right now, last night chandra eskimo pie’d my -ss!”
when you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.
dude, that chick last night totally loved her eskimo pie i gave her!
a snowball with a surprise dog t-rd center.
“i heard tommy got detention for hitting ms. wilkins with an eskimo pie.”
an alaska natives “woman parts, va jj, punany”.
im going north to alaska to get me some real eskimo pie.
the process whereby you take a poo, freeze the log, and then use said log to bang a chick. like a d-ld-.
“hey mustang, how did you make out with that chick last night?”

“d-mn, jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of lake louise and give her an eskimo pie”