Esperanté
a mythical lady who sells clocks from a cave in the mountainous regions of spain. she -ssociates only with wolves and seagulls. also goes by the names of naomi and pascal.
“dude did you hear about esperanté?!”
“… no, what happened?”
“she totally got abused by seagulls and wolves whilst trying to sell clocks!”
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