Espositoism
espositoism – a godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.
e.g.:
standard language – “he shot her”
espositoism – “subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject’s presumptive target.”
used in context:
x: (straightforward question) what do you think?
y: (bullsh-t evasive answer) well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
x: (aggravated response) i want you to take that espositoism, shove it up your -ss, and answer the question.
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