Essaryism


a pervasive disease contracted by anyone whom comes into daily contact with a full-blooded essary. symptoms include, but are not limited to: nervous ticks, tourette’s-like swearing, uncontrollable wincing whenever a person of ethnic origin enters the room, severe and irrational h-m-phobia, misogynistic tendencies (usually only directed at ones spouse or the cashier at mrs. winters)
man 1:”that c-cksucking blue-hair cut me off in traffic! what a wore out old b-tch! i had to give her two slaps across the f-ckin mouth!”

man 2: “wow, dude. you really have a severe case of essaryism. you should have a doctor check that out.”

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