essex handshake
a greeting loved by many an ess-x girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. the gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies v-g-n- and the little finger into her r-ct-m, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies cl-toris.
i met cheryl at the sugar hut last night and gave her the old ess-x handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and i then sh-gged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. it was like throwing a sausage up an alley
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