essex smile


originating from ess-x, the ess-x smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight edge corresponds to the corners of the mouth. the attacker then punches or palm strikes the card, hence slicing the victim from the mouth to near the ears.
attacker: oi blad f-ckin gimme yer wallet
victim: na man
attacker: init blad im gunna ess-x smile yer white -ss

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