essex windscreen wiper
whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to c-m on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your p-n-s across her face.
julia- so sharon, how was your date with dan?
sharon- awful, until he gave me the old ess-x windscreen wiper
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