shpuke
when you void your bowels while emesis (vomiting)
he must be really sick because he just shpuke.
the act of vomitting while deffecating, or the need to do both at the same time, usually occurs while inebriated. an obvious compound of sh-t and puke. “shpuked, shpuking”
i was dropping a deuce and had to puke, so i pinched off a loaf, turned around and puked in the toilet, making me puke again, just because of the smell.
i puked in your bathtub while sitting on the jon taking a cr-p.
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