Esso Easter Egg


when a girl dresses up as a bunny, and shoves an easter egg (chocolate) up her box. but takes too long in the washroom so when she comes out it over heats and resembles sh-t coming out of her p-ssy.
hunny i have a prize for you” “did you shove sh-t up your p-ssy?” “no…….it’s an esso easter egg”

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