Estranged Uncle
a term describing a hypothetical ‘uncle’ figure. in humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.
generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to “thats what she said”.
“i visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday.”
or
on tv i saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. she said maybe.
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