eternal boner


when a girl is so hot that you spend most of your s-xual thoughts focused on her, leading to a m-ssive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal b-n-r.
guy 1: “dude, i can’t stop thinking about anna. she’s so hot, bro.”
guy 2: “that’s because she gives you the eternal b-n-r, man.”
guy 1: “word.”

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