eternal virgin


a jinx brought on by watching all three “lord of the rings” movies in a row.
common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play magic: the gathering and watch yu-gi-oh.
a person d-mned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.
p. 1: hey, what’re ya doing?
p. 2: i’m playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
– p. 1 has disconnected from the server.

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