Ethan Engle
without a doubt the most superest-duperest motor-chode mechanic the world has ever known. his lack of motivation in all areas of his life often lead to severe -ss chewings, which he promptly disregards and then proceeds to play command and conquer. he also cooks delicious steaks and is covered in dirt.
that guy is so awesome and apathetic all at once, he’s such an ethan engle!
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