ethan l


a person who is legendary as one can be. he is usually spotted by slow-motion cameras walking at the speed of mach 20 and can run up to the speed of light. however, he lives an anti-social life; he is often alone at home watching chinese drama on one of his 20 tabs while eating 30 ice cream sandwiches per hour.
jeff: wow, i think i just say a blur run past me
tod: wow, it must be ethan l. you must have great eyes in order to see him bro.

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