Ethan Mitchell
a s-xy beast who can make people c-m by making eye contact with them.
1-“look at that ethan mitch-ll over there!”
2-“i think i creamed my pants.”
1-“it’s okay i came twice.”
a heroic former(?) dope fiend with blondish hair of various lengths who lunges about in the north kentville area of kajackastan sometimes a carrying a large knife. this has sometimes caused him to be also named the king of norway, and a thrower of cabbage. (usually well aimed). spends his days searching for sea manatees and wilderbeasts to slaughter opps i mean laughter. has a distain for hygiene and proudly states that he has never once washed his hair. however he magically smells great regardless.
anthony:look at that s-xy ethan mitch-ll with the enormous blood stained knife!
margo:he smells so good!
anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!
margo:can we patent that smell?
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