Ethan Ritz


a super fly dude, who looks like a seal and is best freinds with a black haired jew.
hey did you see that jew and that seal
yeah that was ethan ritz and david

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  • Euchered

    f-cked, screwed, stuck, lost, confused, cornered, fished in.. (tony) ” when you coming home.” (dante) “i missed my flight. all the p-ssengers got euchered from the storm.” ex. 2 (zuli) ” i got euchered in court today from the prosecuter”

  • Luge start

    verb – the act of tuna scooping 2 females simultaneously. hands are faced down in a “luge starting” motion followed by a v-g-n-l scoop. this is known as the female version of ski poles. melissa knows that she is the best when it comes to the luge start.

  • gimlet

    the act of trying to catch sperm in one’s own eye socket, or chin dimple, whilst masturbating. from the relatively unknown buddhist semi-state of goomlut – a feeling of enormous self satisfaction; a sense of accomplishment; smugness if you will. good morning sir, i’m afraid i won’t make it into the office this morning, i […]

  • Teletubbie Clit Tickles

    touching the cl-t vigorously while watching the teletubbies tickle eachother. “man harrison, those teletubbie cl-t tickles last night were bang-a-langin!”

  • pixely

    a pixley is a picture, or pic. “this is a ‘pixely’ photo from our video shoot in la.”


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