ethanol-head
a malady affecting fanatics of the nebraska cornhuskers causing a deliriously overwhelming state of self worth while clouding the brain into thinking a person with corn on his head looks cool rather than foolish.
first coined by gregg p., an emailer to the brilliant la times, page 2 sports columnist tj simers on 8/16/2007
the original quote as it appeared:
“wearing the corn-cob hat over time creates a condition now known as ‘ethanol-head’ whereby the resultant fumes coagulate at the pineal gland resulting in a victim’s desire to live in delusional seclusion with visions of pigskin grandeur — to the detriment of their offspring, who’s scarred dna will forever p-ss down this mutant red gene……”
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