a good friend who’s always making funny jokes, but is h-rny as h-ll and probably a lesbian.
person 1: dang, ethelyn is hilarious! she’s really hot. does she have a boyfriend?
person 2: nope, she’s a lesbian.
person 1: well, sh-t.
- punching the midnight squirrel
the act of late night m-st-rb-t–n, while using no lube or any other substances (raw hand to genitalia). no netflix and chill for me last night, i resorted to punching the midnight squirrel.
mlem: (adjective) the sound affect it makes when a tongue exits and re-enters the mouth. ex: the cat mlem’d all day via giphy
- stoners takeout
when you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls v-g-n-, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her p-ssy while eating her out yo dude i got some amazing stoners takeout last night! got high while eating p-ssy!
long curly dark brown hair my friend had a swishy hairstyle when he was in high school. used to describe an extremely effeminate and flashy gay man. comes from the over-the-top, dramatically cut fashions often -ssociated with gay men. can be used either in conjunction with or as an alternative to gay. the queer eye […]
- poofters pizza
quiche jesus we’re not having poofters pizza for dinner again are we?