Ethiopian kids
they have it so much harder than the rest of africa. they’re practically indian because all they’re parents care about are grades. if they get lower than b+ bam they are scrweddddd. ethiopia is so different from the rest of africa.
ethiopian kids: hey tom i got whopped last night.
indian: omg samee my parents were p-ssed at my grades.
asian: i got beat too, my parents were mad at my a-
white kid: yea…i got my blackberry and iphone 4 and ipad taken away… i’m really sad..
ethiopian, indian and asian: shut up white boy
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