Ethyl


a woman of fantastic character. however, she is incredibly old. her hair is laden with gray and continuously gets covered up while it secretly spreads underneath. an ethyl usually gets paired with a counterpart by the name of herb. she will normally still try to act young but fails miserably because deep down inside she knows she’s ancient. many ethyl’s have quite often been transformed from meryl’s. they are quite lovely, however, usually carry with them the smell of rotten cuc-mber salad.
that ethyl is incredibly wrinkly
what a chemistry student might want to name one of his cats
ethyl salicylate, meet vi nyl!

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