Eton
a place where a poker was stuck slowly up my -rs- for four years. the psychological surgery necessary to remove it is pretty d-mn expensive. nevertheless, it offers a great education.
me: hey lord wellesley, have you removed the eton poker yet?
lw: one of the laity–how quaint!
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the king’s college of our lady of eton beside windsor, commonly known as eton college or just eton, is a prestigious and internationally known independent school for boys, which is often described as the most famous school in the world. it is located in eton, berkshire, near windsor in england, situated about a mile north of windsor castle. the school’s headmaster, tony little, ma, is a member of the headmasters’ and headmistresses’ conference and the school is a member of the eton group of independent schools in the united kingdom. it has a very long list of well known alumni, including 19 former british prime ministers.
royal guy: “i go to eton.”
normal dude: “sue me!”
huge quant-ties. i.e. sh-t-tons.
i’d like some crackers to put in my clam chowder. can you give me lots? like three handfuls? yeah, e-tons of crackers, berfect, thanks.
the act of being devoured.
my mate bob was eton by crocodiles!
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