Etowah


a small, quaint town in the middle of nowhere tennessee. it consists of rednecks, baptists, and 1000000 antique shops and junk stores. the best thing to do there is hang out in the bilo parking lot and go to central high school sporting events eventhough you graduated 5 years ago and still sit in the student section. nothing but mountains surround it and no one ever makes it out. they stay there for the rest of their lives living off goverment money or minimum wage jobs.
etowah has to be the saddest town ever.

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