etzion’ed


when a person attempts to makes a international move in order to prevent an arrest for his partic-p-tion in the production of child p-rnography but is caught en route with their pants down.

to c-m onto yourself as a result of poor judgement or planning due to the extreme curvature of the situation.

an -n-logy to shoot yourself in the foot.

named for an israeli, david etzion, fleeing prosecution in america but being arrested on landing for exposing himself to the minor next to him on the plane. also, to reportedly have a severe case of peyronie’s disease, a severe curvature of the p-n-s, which was later used to positively identify him in several pov style movies involving minors.
a:david tried to make an intlmove but totally got etzion’ed when he got caught doing the no pants dance with the ten year old bird next to him.

b: man, what a f-ck up.

prosecution: the angle of the dangle of david’s p-n-s was so great that he j-zzed upon himself. is that correct?

witness: yes, minute 4:34 is where david etzion’ed himself in the chest but doesn’t even bother to wipe.

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