Eugene Hutz
hottest man on the face of the earth. lead singer of gogol bordello, nyc’s notorious gypsy punk band.
i want to 1969 that s-xy motherf-cker eugene hutz.
1: the reincarnation of jesus, returned to do battle with g-dzilla.
2: what bono would be if he saw his reflection in the toilet’s water and said “bono. you are a sh-t.”
3:the legendary,immaculately mustached gypsy prince that has graced the surface of the earth with his ethnic magnificence for roughly a decade, spreading goodwill and psychotically aroused women wherever he goes due to his unorthodox masculinity; a machismo that only wanderl-st kings can possess after knowing all of the world’s lands-and ladies- intimately. his music however, which displays such intense and often fiery conviction, is what will allow the swashbuckling exploits of his companions that came from all of the corners of world to form the covenant-bound gogol bordello to live on until the day that music dies. and then probably even after that, but as a mind-blowing ent-ty existing as a gypsy spirit bestowing luck and s-x appeal to all it touches. eugene hutz is akin to a modern-day saint, but one that doesn’t just bleed and pray. instead, as he suffers for and suffers with us, he drinks, parties and sleeps with us. and occasionally kicks our -sses for being lame. eugene hutz is the face of all that is awesome including tai food and accordions,perfectly rolled into one genetically superior burrito of an individual who smells something like the ukraine, s-x, a cuban cigar, whiskey, and the life we all aspire to live. eugene hutz is a g-d.
that 90 year old woman was deaf, but when eugene hutz sang, she regained her hearing and her libido, became pregnant, and then gave birth to an angel all before he had finished saying that the women in town never get wet.
all joannas approve of this man and have been impregnated with his children, so that they may make little hutz’s that will generate a fashion revolt.
the amazing lead singer of the european gypsy punk band gogol bordello. eugene was born in kiev, ukraine on october 31st 1972. he is also known for staring in the movie everything is illuminated along with elijah wood.
hey did you hear that eugene hutz is gonna be playing at the house of blues next month?
Read Also:
- clutcharade
the lemon-lime gatorade dispersed from the drink machines at legends cafeteria at whitehurst hall at old dominion university, excellent for hangovers great, its 10 am and these b-mf-cks are out of clutcharade, smh
- Chatroulitis
what happens after spending countless hours on chatroulette ending in either p-ssing out, over sleeping and/or blurred vision. leila: how was the work today?? nicole: i overslept and had to call out due to chatroulitis again!!!!!! mikey: bro i missed my finals i spent hours f9in thru peen on chatroulette looking for some t-t-tays before […]
- chavriolet
a truly horrendous, offensively customised car without a roof. invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting ‘body kit’, alloy wheels, rear spoiler and – ideally – an exhaust system with six tail pipes. driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and b-ss music. daz: “h-llo john, […]
- Euroland
an all-encomp-ssing word pertaining to the european union. before we run the fourth of july ad campaign, we need to think of our euroland clients.
- evan keegan
a stinky person who has a sister named haley and smells like tthe inside a p–p evan keegan is the p–p