Eureka
a city in coastal northern california that has the foggiest, coldest, most disappointing summers in all the united states. 68 degrees is considered a heat wave there.
tourist: i’ve been here for a week in mid-july and it’s only reached 58 degrees, and i haven’t seen the sun once or got a clear view of the redwoods. i’m sick of this darned jacket! when is it ever nice here?
resident # 1: here in eureka it’s cold and foggy all summer long, but if you like the sun, drive 30 minutes inland, where it’s a toasty 100 degrees.
resident # 2: when it reaches 75 in eureka, our older residents die of heatstroke.
an exclamation of happiness or success.
eureka! i got accepted into harvard!
this word comes from the ancient greek and means “i find out”.
dude 1: i need some money, what can i do?
dude 2: i don’t know, look for a job.
dude 1: eureka! i can sell my car.
an exclamation of pure happiness and joy at the result of a successful attempt or project.
eureka! after many years of plotting and scheming, my plan to take over the world has finally succeeded!
a lame little town close to no potential at all. has crazy hill billies, hobos, hippies & wanna be gangsta’s. claim to fame sasquatch, redwoods & weed!
random eureka guy: wanna buy some weed, dude?
other guy: na man, im tryn to sell some myself, man.
random eureka guy: d-mn man d-mn.
other guy: lets go to arts alive and smoke it up, man.
random eureka guy: sure man, sure, lets go!
county seat of humboldt in northern california. it’s nuclear plant and pulp mill gave it a smelly reputation.
all the good fast food is in eureka
greek for “this bath is too hot!”
a word for declaring discovery.
archimedes (an ancient greek man), got in his bath and saw that the water level rose, he figured this could be used to measure the volume of some objects, he was so excited that he streaked through the streets yelling “eureka! i have found it!”
eureka! i’ve got it! pillage before you burn!
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