Eurofucked
being f-cked by a european
typically is the best s-x you will ever have in your entire existence
and, if they’re german, they’ll make you homemade pretzels the morning after.
mindy: wow hilary, you and that german guy sure are hitting it off.
hilary: f-ck yeah mindy, i’m gunna go home with him. i’m about to get eurof-cked.
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