euronigger
slang term used to describe dark or semi-dark complexioned peoples of italian heritage, who are a direct result of the subsequent moor invasion and occupation of italy. usually seen in trashy dance clubs, wearing tacky large gold chains with crosses on them while dancing to terrible house music. one can usally smell this particular specimen wreaking of an italian shower (also known in italy as “un bagno del di gio del aqua”). the euron-gg-r traditionally lives with its parents until it is about 35 or married. employment habits of the euron-gg-r generally amount to either construction, criminal activities or car mechanic. euron-gg-rs often combine these occupations. at first glance, the euron-gg-r may appear to be wealthy, but 90% of the time it is probably about 500,000 in debt. like its american-negro relative,a euron-gg-r will do anything to make itself appear to be wealthy. euron-gg-rs hang out in gangs and like to fight people when the odds are on their side. when alone, euron-gg-rs are generally docile and non-confrontational.
random guy: “hey.. did you see that greasy loser driving the rusty honda civic with the 20 inch rims listening to n-sync?”
secondary random guy: “yeah man.. what a euron-gg-r.”
anyone from the east block of europe.
1. dude, those euro-n-gg-rs are the best, i had this b-tch the other night let me f-ck her in the -ss and let me c-m in her eye for only twelve dollars.
2. that dude grusofski is such a euro-n-gg-r, he let this guy koral f-ck him in the -ss and c-m in his eye for twelve dollars!
euro n-gg-r \’yur-o-‘ni-ger\ noun 1: a polack, or somone who is of primarily polish ancestry; 2: one who exhibits all of the trappings of being polish, up to and including stupidity, devotion to the pope, an inability to speak coherently, and a desire to work long work weeks; 3: one who is trapped so far in the past as to be seen wearing tapered-leg jeans, flower-print sweaters, fuschia-colored blazers, or any other article of clothing that was popular among ugly people in the 1980s
our it manager, nick, is a euro n-gg-r.
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