european man bag


european man bag is a bag roughly proportioned to the size of a5 scr-pbook. typically worn across the chest, off a single shoulder. the bag is design for the todays, modern ethnic man, operating outside of the drug trade and hence negating the requirement for the hallmark b-mbag/f-nny-pack, instead leaving the world to guess as to their dubious s-xual proclivity.
george michael “do you think the one with the european man bag will meet me in the bathroom?”

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