eurovision
a joke … but we like it anyway!
highlights of 2004’s eurovision song contest:
– satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
– xena warrior princesses from ukraine winning
– uk getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)
best served with terry wogan
mediocre performers, cr-ppy songs, but for some strange reason m-ssive loads of fun – even if you’re not a flaming h-m-s-xual.
digg-loo, diggi-lei
song contest which takes place annually in europe, first started in 1956 and has recently had its 50th show, has launched the career of bands ‘abba’ and ‘brainstorm’.
popular worlidwide not just europe.
the eurovision song contest is held in athens in 2006.
best f-cking compet-tion.
“we pwn you at teh eurovision”
the worlds funiest compet-tion in the world better than football word cup even the olympics and only exclusive 2 european citizens take that usa u suc
the eurovision song contest
the reason america are smug
the eurovision song contest
a cr-py contest of unknown dumb–ss signers who think they are cool, the whole europe can see them.
nevertheless, hosting this stupid singers’ compet-tion is good for advertising “developing” countries like turkey (in 2004) and ukraine (2005).
by the way, ukraine is now hosting the 50th eurovision contest, and it should ve the best of all.
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