Evan Infection


the name a stupid -ss kid that probably has some sort of patch of hair overgrown on its body, usually the face. it can be mistaken for a bear and smells like a ball sack at all times no matter if he just got out of the shower, but you can’t help but to love the stinky, hairy, big -ss m-f-.
“hey man, wtf is that smell!? oh sorry dude, evan infection was here yesterday and no amount of soap or fabrize aint gonna do sh-t. no wonder i can smell b-lls!”

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