Evangelical Bitch Fest
when a bunch of pompous, arrogant, evangelicals get together and talk about how the world should be, even though they are in positions of power and have no real intention of change- just whole lot of talking and b-tching
evangelical b-tch fest mock conversation:
two evangelical ministers meet to discuss problems in the world-
baptist deacon says, “my church doesn’t have women deacons. i think the women in my congregation are oppressed.”
episcopal priest says, “the people in the neighborhood surrounding our church are victim to economic injustice.”
baptist deacon says, “things need to change in the world to help those people out…wanna go play golf?”
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